As Kirk Wipper might have said:
“Welcome to the BARK side…..may the FOURTH canoe be with you. This will be a real RIB-tickler….though guess you just GUNNEL have to take it, before we CAP it off. SEW let me make my PITCH, without you getting GUMmed out. Just stay ROOTed. Please try not to be STERN…..but take a BOW instead….and then we will all CEDAR you later.”
Kirk Wipper was a ‘punny’ man and a friend of Grandfather William Commanda….as well as founder of the Canadian Canoe Museum